Hello all,
Paz here to update you on.. well..life in general.
First off, I
want to clarify that I have NOT officially read the latest Left Behind
Book..Just skimmed it. So I really do not know what happens in the
books.
Aright.
The Prom
First off, I did not get a zoot suit. Mainly because. Well...my suit didn't look like one;)
Prom was rather interesting.
FYI: Paz barely knows this friend. we have been to home school class. but other than that we have been emailing.
FYI PT 2: Paz
is anti-public school, so if the story is extremely negative, please
remember. Paz has never gone to a public school prom.
8:00 PM
My friend, who invited me, forgot to tell me that the prom was a public school prom. Until I got there.
Paz being a home schooled all his life...seeing all these public schoolers...
8:05 PM
I felt like a small fish around sharks. I was a bit scared to say the least.
8:10 PM
After we had
our picture taken by a great looking lovely photographer (okay we've
lived with each other for the last 17 years.). The trouble started.
After going in and looking around at some of the science exhibits for about 30 minutes, *vibrate*...*vibrate*...(cell phone)
Paz: Hello?
Mom: Hi Paz, where are you?
That was my mom, she called to check in.
So after we were done talking. We walked around and continued to look at exhibits.
It was interesting; I had not been there for a long time,
The main science exhibit was "The Science of Roller Coasters".
Paz doesn't like roller coasters.that are really scary. Though, I did enjoy this a lot.
10:00 PM
After we got a
drink of water and sat down for a second (this is a really big science
center) before heading back to looking at exhibits.
*vibrate*
*vibrate*
Paz: (in oriental voice) “Hello? Wong’s Chinese palace of great food”
Mom: Hi son, just checking in again. Where are you?
Paz: We’re getting a drink of water.
Mom: Okay
At this point,
my friend was getting a bit slightly annoyed with Mom’s constant
calling (she had called two more times before this one).
When we were done with our slight break. We look start walking the stairs to the 3rd
floor. Then a interesting event happen. The way that the lighting was
hitting off of a wall, I though it could see the king himself (Elvis
that is)! As I looked more, I could hear him telling me that God told
him to tell me, to dedicate my life to underwater basket weaving, t
change my name to highland bob and to walk around saying “SOY BEANS ARE
THE SIGNS OF THE END TIMES…”
JUST KIDDDING. I had to add some humor, because this night was anything but funny.
What really happen:
10:30 PM
“They walked slowly up the concrete stairs, slowly attempting not fall down”
“Then who should appear but….the young fellow’s mother waving as he walked by..”
YES FOLKS…my
mom’s amazingly super duper power’s got her inside a PRVIATE Public
School prom!!! At this point, we both are a bit amazed (me more than
anything, sure my mom gets hugs from legislators.. But come on! Getting
in a public school prom…WOW).
Well after we
walked by and say hi, we go into one of the exhibit rooms. She is a bit
frustrated and mad (As of right now, I don’t know why), so I go over to
see how “SuperSocorro” did got in and whats up.
10:40 PM
SuperSocorro: Hey Paz, having a good time?
Paz: Its been fun, how did you get in?
SS: They must have thought I was one of the teacher/chaperones (*wink*)
Paz: Oh okay.
After I got
back to check on my friend, she wanted to know more than anyone at the
science center (maybe security too) why my mom was there. See my friend
is a new home schooler, so I am guessing that she has not grasped that
parents are extremely magnetic to their children.
Okay it’s time for a commercial break.
Camera Shot of
normal looking forest. Then out of no where comes a guy in a t-shirt
and shorts and tennis shoes running. Occasionally looking behind him.
Then after the guy hides up a tree that is near a shrubbery, we see all
these 60-80 year old ladies and squirrels are running quite fast. Some
of the old ladies are smacking their lips and saying “sweetie
pie..where are you??”
(Voice over): Is your cologne attracting unwanted visitors?
Shot of the
product behind a rainbow. (Same voice over): Try the cologne that will
not only attract people, it works as a toothpaste.
(In big letters over the screen)
The Big Grey Pushie, the cologne of lonely people.
We go back the
forest and see the guy jump out of the tree and see the looking both
ways. Except the shrubbery, where a little old lady comes and tackles
him and starts kissing him.
Back to The Prom
After the run
in with my mom, my friend was a bit teary eyed. I guess she was
frustrated that my mom came along for the adventure. So I asked mom if
she wouldn’t mind talking to the young lady.
From about 10:40-11:15 PM they talked. I was looking around the exhibits while they talked. Okay time put this story to a wrap.
From what I could tell, after talking to my mom. She was more frustrated than before.
So from 11:20-I
left (around 12:15 am..i had to be careful, at 12:30 I would turn into
cinder (or plan)Paz. She basically said she didn’t like having my mom
there.. She wasn’t having a good time or how “Big Momma” was watching
over like Momma’s brother. (big brother-big momma..haha…okay). We just
sat down and I let her talk rant/rave just as much as she wanted to...
So just to finish this tale and this weblog for today, I am 0-2 in really great prom experiences.
Your friend,
Paz | 
